somebody please tell me how a twilight porn fanfiction ended up as a best seller and got a movie adaptation


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i hate how they gave sirius prison tattoos in the movies like holy fuck all of the inmates are being kept sedated by dementor-induced depression who the fuck is giving people ink

Dammit dementor jerry is inking them up in the back cells again he has to stop doing this



jam of a lifetime

is it on itunes because honestly


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Top Text: “It’s a coupon,”

Bottom Text: “not a Constitutional right”]

Dear Valued Customer,

We are not allowed to keep extra coupons at the counter. When you don’t have the coupon with you, you are not entitled to receive a discount, especially if you don’t even know if you have a coupon at home and if the coupon would apply to what you’re buying. If you get home and find you do have a coupon, you will have to bring it back in for a cost adjustment, I cannot take your credit card particulars over the phone, it’s corporate policy. (Are you trying to get me fired?) No, I will not mail you a merchandise card for the amount you would have saved if you had had your coupon. (I really think you’re trying to get me fired.) No, you are not due any compensation for the extreme inconvenience you’ve suffered having to drive an extra 10 minutes each direction to get your cost adjustment. That coupon saved you $10; if your time and gasoline were worth more than that, you shouldn’t have come back.


i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill


Diagram of a Corgi

My new desk #TARDIS, here to remind me of all the wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff out in the universe. #DrWho #Whovian

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The newest addition to closet Gior. #Cats rule the world. #shoefetish #cataholic

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when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 


not being at comic con like 



"Game Of Thrones" House Sigil Picture Book

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(The easiest way for the children of Westeros to learn their House Sigils.)

Eric Carle meets George R.R. Martin…



somebody needs to fucking kiss me

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]


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