I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
80s/90s Game of Thrones
Arctic Monkeys - Snap out of it (Acoustic)
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
Finally finished my shirt!
this is too good
wtf kind of turtle is that
shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist
i fucking knew it
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
my life is basically blowing off people that want to talk to me whilst getting blown off by people I want to talk to
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OH MY GOD
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”